WALMART SELLING AN ARTIFICIAL MARIJUANA CHRISTMAS TREE

Walmart is selling a “Weed Marijuana Leaf Christmas Tree” online this season. Ornaments and bow are not included with this 7-foot faux Tannenbaum. The tree’s description on the Walmart website reads: “This Pot Leaf Christmas tree will ‘light up’ the room and put your mind in the right head-space for holiday cheer. You’ll be able to relax and giggle at the marijuana leaves and decorate it as you please. This alternative Christmas tree is perfect for personal top shelf life at home or as a medical dispensary decoration. Green Wishes and Happy Holidhaze!” The tree is sold and shipped by Brands On Sale Inc., a costume and novelty company. The cost: $250.
* This isn’t giving me visions of sugarplums. It’s giving me visions of Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg.
* Instead of ornaments, you can hang bags of Cheetos and Yodels.
* “Oh Tannenbong, Oh tannenbong / We’ve gone and smoked your branches.”
* Boy, every year we get farther and farther from the “true meaning of Christmas”, huh?