BABYSITTER USES KID TO HELP PULL OFF A BURGLARY

Last Thursday afternoon, police in Rochester, New York, responded to a call of a young boy “dragging a suitcase”. Arriving officers found the 10-year-old boy in possession of the proceeds of an apparent burglary. Police say the boy’s 16-year-old babysitter burglarized a home and used the 10-year-old child to help him.
* No tip!
* Don’t you want the babysitter to keep your kid active and not just park him in front of the TV?
* Folks, never do this. Always use a suitcase with wheels.
* So it’s illegal for a kid to drag a suitcase down the street? What the heck, Rochester?
* The kids’ names weren’t Bill Sykes and Oliver Twist by any chance, we they?
* PHONE TOPIC: Baby sitter stories.