DOCTOR WAS ON CELL PHONE DURING OPERATION

A Port Chester, New York, woman is suing a doctor, claiming he used his cellphone to take a language test while operating on her. 70-year-old Mary Edwards claims Dr. Eric Fishman performed surgery on her to fix varicose veins twice in 2017. According to the lawsuit, Edwards claims Fishman had a conversation in Spanish on his cellphone during the second outpatient procedure. She claims she was terrified for the rest of the operation. Edwards claims Dr. Fishman later explained he was taking a Spanish proficiency test during the surgery.
* There goes his trip to Costa Rica.
* What’s the Spanish word for “multitasking”?
* Terrified because a guy was speaking Spanish? So racist!
* She’s looking for a big lo siento and mucho dinero.
* On the bright side, with her varicose veins fixed, 70-year-old Mary Edwards can once again wear short-shorts.