DECOY PACKAGE OF SOILED DIAPERS STOLEN BY PORCH PIRATES

In Hillsboro, Oregon, Angie Boliek was angry that porch pirates had stolen a box containing her 4-month-old Ben’s new Christmas pajamas. She wanted some sort of revenge, so she made up a decoy package filled with her infant son’s soiled diapers. She posted a photo to Facebook showing the box of diapers. Inside was a note reading, “Enjoy this you thief!” Boliek put the box of dirty diapers out on Sunday and it was gone by Monday evening.
* Nothing says Christmas like revenge.
* And this – this was loads of revenge.
* Four-month-olds. The gift that keeps on giving.
* “Hey, what was in that package you stole?” “Just more crap from Amazon.”
* These stories will be fun until the porch pirates start coming back and heave bricks through the windows.
* This has all the makings of a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie that I would actually watch.