DOG BRINGS HOME HUMAN SKULL

A dog in Barron, Wisconsin, brought home partial remains of a human skull Sunday. The dog’s owner called the sheriff’s office to report the find. Deputies responded to the area, and following a search of woods near the home the skeletal remains of a body were found. Officials are working to identify the remains.
* Do they smell like Sasquatch?
* Meanwhile the dog’s going, “Hey! A little thanks over here would be nice!”
* A month earlier and this family could have had a cool Halloween display.
* Identification would be easier if the owner hadn’t played “fetch the skull” a few times before calling the cops.
* Plus the dog’s probably been chewing on the bones for a few weeks.