MAN ROBS GAS STATION WITH HAND LOTION

A Louisville, Kentucky, man robbed a gas station with a bottle of hand lotion. William Walls, 35, was arrested Sunday. Authorities say Walls had his face covered and was wearing a hat. He indicated he had a gun in his shirt and he pointed it at an employee and demanded cash. After he got the money, Walls then ran to a nearby vehicle. As Walls fled, he dropped a sack containing the supposed gun. According to police, the sack did not contain a gun, but a tube of hand lotion.
* It was loaded – with Vitamin E.
* That is one smooth criminal.
* Ironically, as fake guns go, a tube of lotion is a new wrinkle.
* Did he say, ” ‘aloe, give me all your money”?
* “Look out – he’s got a balm!”
* He’s gonna wish he had some lotion in prison.