COUPLE HAS ONE BABY, THEN TWINS, NOW TRIPLETS

First, Nia and Robert Tolbert of Waldorf, Maryland, had a baby boy. Then Nia gave birth to twin boys. Now, Nia is pregnant with triplets – three girls, due in March. It’s a rare case of what they’re calling a 1-2-3. Doctors say there are a lot of reasons some women are likely to have multiples. Chances increase if a woman is taller, or has had multiples in the past. The older the woman is, the more likely she’ll have twins. But Nia Tolbert is ready for the next three. She says, “I love being a mom, I can’t explain the feeling of someone yelling at you all day, throwing toys at you, throwing up on you at the end of the day, you are there,” Nia said. As for Robert, he says they’re not going to shoot for a 1-2-3-4.
* Good, because eventually they’d be squeezing everybody else out of Maryland.
* Just buy a lottery ticket instead.
* So which part of being a mom does she love the most – someone yelling at you all day, someone throwing toys at you, or someone throwing up on you?
* That woman’s dropping eggs like a one-armed produce clerk.
* Meanwhile, Michelle Duggar’s going, “Oh, so THAT’S how it’s done.”