COCAINE FALLS OUT OF MAN'S HAT DURING DRUG HEARING

A man who was in court for violating his bond on a drug charge is in even more trouble after a packet of cocaine fell from his hat while he was in front of the judge. 43-year-old Juan Jose Vidrio Bibriesca was standing next to two other defendants at an Eagle County, Colorado, District Court when he took his hat off in respect for the judge, and a square of folded paper fell out. Bibriesca was then walked to the county jail. He was charged with narcotics possession and another bond violation.
* “Er… this isn’t my hat?”
* Worst case of dandruff I ever saw.
* I blame Bruno Mars for making hats cool again.
* Then one of the other guys said, “Dude – you’re supposed to keep it in your sock!”
* So – no points for taking his hat off?