WOMAN USES CASE OF PABST AS A WEAPON

A Gainesville, Florida, woman is accused of using a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon as a weapon. Casey Lynn Willey, 27, was being removed from the country music nightclub Eight Seconds by a bouncer when she allegedly struck him with the case of beer. Willey was being removed because she refused to leave when the nightclub closed after 3 a.m.
* She wanted to hit on someone, but the only one left was the bouncer.
* I don’t know about Eight Seconds, but this woman sounds like she went back For Seconds. And for Thirds, and for Fourths, and Fifths.
* Well, that bouncer ain’t gettin’ no blue ribbon.
* Police impounded the 12-pack, but said there wasn’t enough to make a case.