SANTA CLAUS BUSTED WITH CRACK PIPE

Police in Hackensack (ack-ack-acK-aCK-ACK!!!) New Jersey on Monday arrested a man, who volunteers as a Santa Claus, on drug charges. Police say 66-year-old Charles Smith was stopped for a motor vehicle violation. The officer saw a crack pipe and Santa Claus costume in plain view. A further search turned up empty bags of crack and heroin and hypodermic needles. Smith reportedly does Santa work with “Toys for Tots.”
* And “Drugs for Thugs”.
* He tried to get out of it by claiming he borrowed the car from one of the elves.
* Yeah, well YOU try visiting 7 billion homes in one night without a little energy boost.
* Santa’s little helper, indeed.
* You’d think a crackhead Santa would be thinner.
* It’s all right there in the poem: “The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth / And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.”
* “With sweat pouring off of his brow like Niagara / He said, “Give me twenty bucks or I stab ya.”
* I know this seems to be the season for fallen celebrities, but Santa???