MASSIVE MALE MODEL MELEE

A week ago Sunday (October 29), there was a “massive brawl” between a table full of British male models and a night club’s security staff at a club called Paul’s Baby Grand in Tribeca, New York. The melee, which involved more than two dozen combatants, rolled out into the streets at 4 a.m. According to one participant, the British male models started the fight. It began as 10 on 10, he claimed, but at one point there were 30 people fighting, and it went on for 10 minutes. The fight was sparked by a string of verbal confrontations inside the club leading up to closing time. The actual fisticuffs didn’t start until the security staff ushered the pretty boys out of the venue. According to the witness, “These guys were being aggressively British. They were being really obnoxious.”
* You never heard so many people yell, “Not in the face!” at one time.
* Only ten minutes? Where’s the enthusiasm?
* The fight was over by ten after 4, but callbacks were at 6.
* What is “aggressively British”? Were they defending the Royal family? Quoting ‘Downton Abbey’ really loud? Were they demanding to be taken to “hospital” instead of “a hospital”?
* From “stuff upper lip” to “fat upper lip”.