BURGER KING OFFERS FREE WHOPPERS TO CREEPY CLOWNS ON HALLOWEEN

Burger King is taking a shot at Ronald McDonald. The fast food chain announced Scary Clown Night, offering free Whoppers to the first 500 people dressed up as a creepy clown on Halloween night. However, the offer is only available at Burger King locations in Miami, Boston, L.A., Austin and Salt Lake City.
* Just when we almost put the creepy clown thing behind us.
* You better not be anywhere near when creepy clown #501 shows up and doesn’t get a Whopper.
* Maybe the way for McDonald’s to respond to this is to introduce Evil Ronald?
* A free Halloween Whopper? Trichonosis or treat!
* Just kidding! Burger King always cooks its burger thoroughly. Well-done, Burger King! And I mean it: well… done.
* Just curious – do I get anything if I show up at Wendy’s with pretty pigtails?