DISGRUNTLED MAN SPRAYS FECES OVER STORE PRODUCE

Early Sunday afternoon, in West Ashley, South Carolina, a man walked into the produce section of a Harris Teeter supermarket and attempted to contaminate food products by spraying what police told staffers appeared to be feces. The man, 41-year-old Pau S. Hang, was said to be a disgruntled former contractor. The store said the affected products were disposed of and the produce and fresh foods departments were being sanitized. A store spokesman said the affected departments will remain closed until the store receives clearance from the county Department of Health.
* I’d set fire to the produce section with a blowtorch, but that’s just me.
* Dude, you’re supposed to apply the manure when you’re PLANTING the produce.
* When he was done spraying the feces, he was pooped. And so were the vegetables.
* Toilet paper or plastic?
* What makes a formerly gruntled man so disgruntled?