WOMAN WHO WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS

A Republican congressional candidate in Florida claims she was abducted by aliens when she was a just a little girl. Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera – a 59-year-old entrepreneur – said she remained in contact with three aliens, one male and two females, since the extraterrestrial joyride when she was 7 years old. The story comes from a 2009 television interview that – not surprisingly – has resurfaced since she announced her candidacy. Her story:
“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship – not like airplanes.” Rodriguez Aguilera said the aliens were reminiscent of the famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janiero. She also claimed that she learned several fun facts during her encounters with them, including that’s the world’s “energy center” is in Africa and that a popular limestone tourist attraction in Miami-Dade County called Coral Castle is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid. She says, “I personally am a Christian and have a strong belief in God, I join the majority of Americans who believe that there must be intelligent life in the billions of planets and galaxies in the universe.”
* To this I say, “Welcome to Congress, lady. You are among friends.”
* Wait – airplanes are NOT controlled by quartz rocks?
* Were they illegal aliens? It’s important to know these days.
* Did they have their little green men cards?
* Let’s see … she would have been 7 in 1965. Yep, a little young to be dropping acid, but there you have it.