"NO, IT'S NOT ME," SAYS ROBBER

In Baton Rouge, Louisiana, two KFC workers were robbed at gunpoint by a man in a mask whom they recognized as a former co-worker. The victims recognized the robber as Cleveland Willis because of his voice and features of his face that were visible through the holes in the mask. Said one of the workers, “Cleveland, is that you?” The robber replied, “No, it’s not me.” Willis, 28, was arrested for the October 3 armed robbery.
* Jedi mind tricks only work in the movies.
* “Are we still on for Friday?” the robber said as he left.
* “And I told you to call me ‘The Clevester’.
* “Your honor, the suspect clearly stated during the robbery that he wasn’t my client.”
* Guy’s a couple nuggets short of a bucket.