AUDIO: PIZZA HUT HAS POUCH THAT DELIVERS PIZZA 15 DEGREES HOTTER
Pizza Hut is introducing a new triple-insulated delivery pouch designed to deliver pizzas 15 degrees hotter than before. It’s called The Pizza Parka. The redesigned pouch, along with a new box that features thicker sides to trap heat is all aimed at giving customers the hottest pizza possible.
* 4 out of 5 customers with the roof of their mouths burned give it a thumbs up.
* They won’t say exactly what the secret is, but it somehow involves lava.
* Wait – is this a news story, or a free commercial?
* I should at least get a free pie for this.
* Actually, it takes so long to get the pizza out of the new pouch, it ends up 15 degrees cooler anyway.
* The “Pizza Parka”? Get over yourself.
CLIP: You want super hot pizza? Try this: Our classic Vamanos Pizza.
