AUDIO: WINE-TASTING TRAIN CRASHES INTO WINE-TASTING LIMO
The Napa Valley Wine Train crashed into a wine tasting van on Sunday afternoon. The limousine, which was about 40-feet long, appeared to have gotten stuck on the tracks, according to the California Highway Patrol, and was T-boned by the slow-moving train. No serious injuries were reported.
* They were smashed.
* It “appeared to have gotten stuck on the tracks”. Or, they were drunk and decided to play “chicken”.
* No injuries, but who’s going to get those stains out of the upholstery?
* The crash was described as “having aromas of rich diesel, motor oil and burnt rubber, with undercurrents of panic and loosened bowels, a finish accented by screeching brakes and an aftertaste of approaching sirens.”
* On the wine train, the conductor yells, “All aboardeaux!”
CLIP: Arnold Schwarzenegger says “Stop whining.”
