"PSYCHIC" PAID $3.5 MILLION FOR EXORCISMS GUILTY OF TAX EVASION

A purported psychic who charged an elderly Massachusetts woman more than $3.5 million for exorcisms and “spiritual cleansing” has pleaded guilty to evading taxes. Federal prosecutors say 41-year-old Sally Ann Johnson ran businesses that claimed to offer “psychic readings” and “spiritual cleansing and strengthening.” Between 2007 and 2014, prosecutors say a Martha’s Vineyard woman paid Johnson more than $3.5 million for services that claimed to rid the woman of demons. Johnson didn’t report the income and tried to hide the money so she wouldn’t have to pay taxes on it. She pleaded guilty in the federal court in Boston Thursday and has agreed to repay the woman.
* Altogether now: “I guess she didn’t see THAT coming!”
* Trying to hide $3.5 million from the IRS takes a lot of crystal balls.
* Exorcisms, plural? How many exorcisms does one person need?
* Satan just keeps coming back ’cause he’s got a thing for her.
* Folks, if your psychic fails twice in a row, do NOT give them another million dollars.
* Spiritual cleansing. That’s where you don’t give your soul anything for three days except fruit juice.