DUMP TRUCK RUNS OVER OCCUPIED PORTAPOTTY

In New Orleans, Louisiana, a driver working on a project at Louis Armstrong International Airport accidentally drove his dump truck over a portable toilet, which was being used by another construction crew member. It was the victim’s second day of work. The man suffered a collapsed right lung, multiple pelvic fractures, and some possible internal bleeding. Police don’t currently believe his injuries are life-threatening.
* But the smell. Oh, God, the smell.
* Although with one lung collapsed, maybe it only smelled half as bad.
* Scared the crap out of him.
* Dump truck / PortaPotty … there’s a certain symmetry at work here.
* I mean, both parties had a load to get rid of.