MAN SHOT AFTER CALLING NEIGHBOR "BRO"

A San Antonio, Texas, man was shot in the leg early Friday morning. The man, in his 20s, was arguing with his girlfriend when the man’s neighbor inquired about the ruckus. The man exchanged words with his neighbor, and used the word “bro.” The neighbor became irate about being called “bro” by the victim, and he shot the man in the leg.
* It’s Texas. I’ll allow it.
* Of course he was irate. It’s “bruh” now, not “bro”.
* Meanwhile, his leg is thinking, “What did I do???”
* I’m not sure this is what they had in mind when they wrote the 2nd Amendment.
* I bet he called his neighbor a few other things after he got shot.