FOOD FIGHT #3: ALTERCATION OVER BANANAS

A New Port Richey, Florida, man is facing charges for hitting a person with his car following an argument involving bananas. On Monday, 73-year-old Nelson Doland got into a verbal argument with the victim, and then revved his car engine, scaring the victim, who in turn slammed a box of bananas on Doland’s Toyota Camry. Doland then accelerated his car and hit the victim.
* Was there bruising? To the bananas, I mean.
* Oh, here we go again!
* When his car was hit by the bananas, Dolan responded, “Thanks a bunch!”
* He peeled out.
* What a fruitcake!
* One thing you can say about Florida, it’s never Dole.