HOMEOWNER TIRED OF JOGGER POOPING ON HER SIDEWALK

In Colorado Springs, Colorado, Cathy Budde has caught a mystery woman jogger who’s been pooping outside her house at least once a week. Budde said her kids first caught the daring defecator mid-squat. Budde yelled at the woman, “Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?” The woman replied, “Yeah, sorry!” The woman – dubbed by the Budde’s as “The Mad Pooper” – has returned to do her business outside the family’s house for at least the past seven weeks, even though there’s a bathroom in a park across the street. Others have spotted the woman dumping in their backyards and outside a Walgreens. Budde has posted a sign begging the woman to stop. She’s taken photos of the woman mid-action. Says Budde, “This is intentional.”
* She added: “I’m getting too old for this crap.”
* She wasn’t exactly taking a poop in front of the kids, she was leaving one.
* It’s a going concern in the neighborhood.
* You know how to use a garden hose, Cathy?
* I know I get pooped halfway through a run, but this is ridiculous.
* Police are hoping to identify the woman through a process of elimination.