BRAWL OVER BACON

At a Waffle House restaurant in Destin, Florida, a man took bacon off of a stranger’s plate and ate it in front of her. When the woman told him he needed to replace the bacon, he demanded more food. She asked him to move away from her; he refused. Other patrons stepped in to defend her and he tried to fight with them. The 28-year-old man was arrested for disorderly intoxication.
* Worst pickup technique ever.
* They ran him down to the station, where investigators grilled him for an hour.
* This story needs more sizzle.
* It’s breakfast anyTIME, not breakfast anyONE’S.
* Now it’s off to jail to get porked.