THANKS, UPS: THIEF STEALS PAINTING, STEAKS FROM FRONT PORCH

Edmond, Oklahoma, police are looking for the man who stole a $4,000 painting and a box of steaks off a home’s front porch Tuesday. Kim Garrett says she received a UPS notification the packages were delivered to her home Tuesday afternoon, but when she looked on the front porch there was nothing to be found. She checked the surveillance video and saw a man get out of a BMW, walk up to the porch, grab the box – which was the expensive painting – and the steaks, and drive off. “It really isn’t the stuff that was taken, it’s just that you’re not feeling safe,” Garrett said.
* No, it’s the stuff.
* I hope they get a suspect and grill ‘im.
* A stolen box of steaks and a fine painting. It’s just like “The Thomas Crown Affair”.
* A $4,000 painting? What, was it a Bob Ross Original?
* Expensive paintings, BMWs … Oklahoma is more high-end than I thought.
* Next time, check the little box that says “Signature Required”.