PET PIG KIDNAPPED

A 15-pound mini pet pig was taken during a home break-in Monday in Cleveland, Ohio. Police said a thief entered via a back window, stealing jewelry, TVs, a camera, and the family’s pet pig, named Spam. The owner, Valerie Couch, has begged the thief to return the little porker. “He’s a spitfire, so he’s probably driving somebody crazy right now,” Couch said. “So just bring him back to his home where we can take care of him the right way. Keep the electronics, but don’t take somebody’s pet.” Couch’s dog and cat were left safely inside the home.
* While the pig hogs all the attention.
* Spam-a-Not.
* Stealing a pig! I never sausage a thing.
* “Please bring back our pig! We’re bacon you!”
* You’re telling me a police dog can’t follow the trail of stolen pig?