5TH GRADER LOVE NOTE

A romantically inclined fifth-grader wrote a love note expressing his feelings for his school crush. A photo of the message, written on a note card, was shared to Reddit by user dreichert87 with the caption, “My niece is in fifth grade and got her first love note.” In the note, the 5th grader poured out his feelings for his classmate:
“Your eyes remind me of the evening sky. My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you, and then I felt like I had every Pokemon ever. I love how you play Zelda even when people think it’s weird. If you liked me it would be my first ever victory.”
* Oh my God, those are my wedding vows.
* His heart felt like broken glass? And it’s just fifth grade? Wow, oversensitive much?
* Good luck with high school.
* Broken glass? Wait until the whole school starts teasing him.
* “If you liked me it would be my first ever victory.” Oops! Kid, NEVER make it about you. Make it about HER.
* Yeah, it’s beautiful and all, but they busted the kid for sexual harassment anyway.
* Sounds like someone’s going to be majoring in smooth talk.
* Her liking him is not going to be the kid’s first victory. No, making it to Reddit is the kid’s first victory.
* Let’s face it: this kid’s on a roll.
* Now the bad news. Though he’s in 5th grade, the kid is already 18.
* Okay, I hate to be harsh to a young player but the Pokemon reference was just stupid.