WOMAN WITH HATCHET DEMANDS SEX

Ocala, Florida, police say Leslie Mills, 26, returned home early Thursday after a drinking binge and began badgering a man to have sex with her. The man – who said he was awakened by the persistent Mills – moved from the bedroom to the couch in a bid to escape her. However, Mills followed him to the living room, where she climbed atop the victim. After again declining to have sex, the man went into the bathroom and locked the door. Mills pounded on the door, which she then successfully pushed open. At this point, the victim noticed that she was carrying a hatchet that had been removed from a living room wall. The man said that he wrestled the hatchet from Mills’s hands after she raised the weapon and appeared to be preparing to strike him. The victim – whose relationship with Mills is unknown – then fled the residence and called 911. Responding officers noted that Mills, who appeared drunk, was “dressed in just a bathrobe”. Mills was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
* The man was, of course, taken in for mental evaluation.
* The man’s “relationship with Mills is unknown”? No, I’d say it’s pretty awful.
* “She’s Gotta Have It 2: Or Else!”
* (Sigh) I have to admit, it is a hard life being irresistible.
* Fleeing to the couch? Did he really think that was going to work?
* That’s weird. When I sleep on the couch it’s because I’ve been asked to.
* Maybe if you’re living with a crazy drunk you shouldn’t be putting sharp weapons right up on the wall.
* And keep some carrots and cucumbers in the fridge.
* So she’s done mounting him and now she’s mounting a legal defense.
* Did the woman really think brandishing a hatchet would help the man get an erection?
* They always make a big deal when the woman is the drunken aggressor like it offsets the billions of times that men were the problem.