WOMAN TRIED TO HIRE HIT MAN TO KILL THE GUY WHO GAVE HER KIDS COOTIES

A Smyrna, Florida, woman is accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill a man she claims gave her grandchildren lice. Police said Pamela Vanorsdale, 50, tried to hire her former son-in-law to “pop” the proposed victim, 22-year-old Dylan Loveless. Vanorsdale’s daughter was dating Loveless, who is homeless, and Pamela believed her grandkids caught lice from him. Investigators learned about the plot from the would-be shooter, former son-in-law Daniel Dionne. He said Vanorsdale asked him to kill Loveless, and said she would provide a .25-caliber handgun with two bullets. Police got a search warrant for Vanorsdale’s home and found a weapon matching the description given by Dionne. Vanorsdale admitted asking Dionne to kill Loveless but said she was only joking.
* I don’t want to live in a world where it’s no longer acceptable to hire a hit man to kill a man because he has head lice.
* Wouldn’t one of those pet collars have worked?
* How does this woman feel about the 8-year old girl who gave her grandson cooties?
* Something tells me it wasn’t just the lice that made her want him to go.
* I mean she wasn’t thinking, “Too bad about the head lice because other than that he’s perfect.”
* His name is Dylan Loveless? Kind of a poetic sounding bastard, isn’t he?
* The name doesn’t fit. I mean, for one thing, the lice sure loved him.
* Her daughter was dating a homeless man? That fits in well with our other story today about the shortage of men in the dating scene.
* PHONE TOPIC: “I was asked to do something bizarre.”