WOMAN THROWS THINGS AT MAN FOR REFUSING SEX

Fellsmere, Florida, police say a woman began throwing items from the yard at a man because he declined to have sex with her. Officers on the scene said that a man and woman were changing a tire in the driveway when Amber Baldwin began throwing items at the man. The man said it was because he turned her down when she propositioned him earlier. Baldwin allegedly stopped throwing things at the man, and went into the house. When the man and his female companion were done changing the tire, they entered the house as well. Once inside, Baldwin threw a glass ashtray at the man, missing him and striking the woman on the top of the head.
* No balls, one strike.
* First she threw herself at him and, when that didn’t work, she threw everything else.
* First she tried to hit on him, then she tried to hit him.
* I’ve seen Florida lawns. She could have been throwing stuff at him for days.
* “Stay right there while I try to get this pink flamingo out of the ground.”
* I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the decision to follow her into the house wasn’t the best idea.
* I’ve seen several of these stories. Men secretly love it when women are angry about not getting it.
* Men love thinking, “What can we do? It’s the power of the penis that makes these women act so crazy.”
* Sure, why focus on all the trillions of times men begged women for sex?
* The fight started when they were changing a tire on the house.
* Baldwin threw an ashtray and hit the other woman in the head? Wow, the Florida Marlins could use an arm like that.