WOMAN TAKES LIMO TO MALL, SHOPLIFTS

A woman is accused of taking a limousine to a Rochester, New York, business, shoplifting from the store, then calling the limo for a ride back home. The woman got away with about $300 in headbands and miscellaneous clothing items. The driver of the limo told police the suspect, a 22-year-old woman, had called earlier to be picked up at the Kahler Grand Hotel and asked to be taken to Apache Mall. After the shoplifting incident, she apparently called for a ride back to the hotel, where she claimed to be staying.
* Who does she think she is, Lindsay Lohan?
* Nice to see someone bringing some flair to the getaway car motif.
* I mean we have people leaving robberies on unicycles and pogo sticks. Finally, someone with some class.
* Usually when someone leaves the scene of a crime in a limo it’s a Wall Street banker.
* Wait, she took headbands and miscellaneous stuff? You mean the substantial item was the headbands?
* She tipped the limo driver with an adorable peach chiffon scarf.
* Hmm, sounds kind of stupid. Let’s just say she doesn’t need a headband to hold her giant brain.
* I would go with the Ambien defense.