WOMAN SAVES MAN'S LIFE ON FIRST DATE

A Joplin, Missouri, woman used her life-saving CPR skills to save the life of the man she was on a first date with. Janie Hall, 45, met her date, a man in his 50’s, at the Cheesecake Factory in Kansas City on April 7. They had a wonderful meal and great conversation. Suddenly her date coughed three times and lifted his finger as if to excuse himself. He fell face-first on the restaurant’s marble floor. Hall, a former respiratory therapist, dropped to his side. Blood was coming from his mouth. He had no heart rate so she began chest compressions. The restaurant called 911 as Hall and the waitress continued CPR. He made it to the hospital. After a series of tests, doctors were unable to find the exact cause of the man’s episode. But he did ask Hall for a second date.
* And he added, “The sooner the better.”
* Doctors were unable to find the exact cause of the man’s episode? Hello — he was eating at the Cheesecake Factory!!
* Have the second date at the hospital cafeteria.
* “I’ll go on a second date with you if you make me the beneficiary on your life insurance.”
* The woman’s supposed to make your heart beat faster, not stop completely.
* Yeah, after you reach a certain age, it’s a good idea to date people with medical training.
* He might have had a condition known as DineAndDashosis.
* It’s still nice to hear a story out of Joplin without an F5 tornado in it.
* I might be getting sentimental but I think this is a good omen for their romance.
* Good luck getting her to kiss him after she saw the blood and slime coming out of his mouth.
* What’s the big deal? Half my parties back in the wild days ended with someone falling over face first.
* He landed on the dance floor, right? Just say it’s a new dance move you’re working on.
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you ever faked anything to get out of a bad date?