WOMAN POISONED HUSBAND'S LUCKY CHARMS

A woman from Nevada is on the run after poisoning her husband’s Lucky Charms cereal all to get out of having sex with him. Andrea Heming pleaded guilty to contaminating her husband’s food after putting boric acid in his cereal, energy drinks and even whipped cream. The chemical is often used to kill cockroaches. The man suffered from diarrhea and nose bleeds for months before he realized what was happening. When questioned by police, Heming admitted to poisoning his food. She told police, “I wouldn’t use that much to kill him, but just enough to make him not have an erection.” Heming has been on the run since 2015 when she pleaded guilty to poisoning. She disappeared just before her sentencing.
* If she really wanted to do him in, she should have served his Lucky Charms with whole milk.
* It’s hard to believe you can add anything to Lucky Charms to make it worse for you, but there you go.
* It’s the end of the rainbow for that couple.
* I hope he has some stability back in his shillelagh.
* Boric acid? It certainly doesn’t sound like a breakfast treat.
* It sounds like there was a poisonous atmosphere long before the real poison got there.