WOMAN HAS THREE SETS OF TWINS IN 26 MONTHS

A mother in Kansas has her hands full after giving birth to her third set of twins in just over two years. 20-year-old Danesha Couch of Kansas City, Kansas, says that she has not undergone any fertility treatment and realizes that some people might consider her “a freak of nature.” Couch delivered two boys, Danarius and Desmond, 26 months ago, although Desmond died shortly after birth from complications of prematurity. Shortly after she gave birth to twin 1-year-olds, Delilah and Davina. And last month, Dalanie and Darla were born. “My regrets would be timing, but I’m really happy that I can even create babies or have life because some women can’t do that,” Couch says. She and her fiance plan to marry in September, but she says they don’t plan to have any more children for at least 10 years.
* You mean they PLANNED this? So, they’re insane, then.
* She gave birth to twin 1-year-olds? That sounds painful.
* She’s not having babies, she’s having litters.
* Danarius, Desmond, Delilah, Davina, Dalanie and Darla. She obviously likes the D.
* You got that promise from your boyfriend to marry you in writing, honey?
* Are you kidding? The only thing she’s likely to get in writing is the “goodbye” note.
* If he does stay, I think she and her boyfriend should knock off the sex for awhile and watch TV like the rest of us.
* Hey, I know things can get a little slow in Kansas, but seriously: cut it out with the sex. We’re begging you.
* When you already have a bunch of kids with a woman, do you have the bachelor party or not? How does that work?
* Can you imagine that wedding ceremony? It’ll be like a nursery coming down the aisle.