WOMAN DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT, GIVES BIRTH AT WENDY'S

A woman who didn’t know she was pregnant gave birth to a baby boy in a Wendy’s parking lot in Hazelwood, Pennsylvania, on Monday morning. The store’s manager saw police and paramedics in the parking lot and went outside to see what was going on, and found the woman had just given birth in her father’s car. Three other kids were also in the car at the time. Witnesses say the mom said she didn’t even know she was pregnant. Paramedics did get there in time to cut the umbilical cord, but the baby was already out. The manager went out to her and asked, “Do you need anything?” and she said no. He asked, “Were you due yet?” and she responded, “I didn’t know I was pregnant.”
* A complimentary Frosty would have been nice.
* She didn’t know she was pregnant; she just figured the big belly was from all the fast food.
* So, what did she make of all the kicking in her abdomen? Indigestion?
* “Wow, that pretzel bacon cheeseburger feels like it’s trying to get out!”
* I know this happened at a Wendy’s, but this sounds like a Whopper.
* This is one way to land on that “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” reality show.
* In fact, it’s the only way.
* Too bad it wasn’t a girl – Wendy would have been a nice name.
* The cruel part was when Britt McHenry came by and said, “Lose some weight, baby girl.”