WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WITH NUNCHUCKS WHEN HE REFUSES SEX

A Charlotte, North Carolina, woman allegedly battered her husband with nunchucks because he refused to have sex with her. Sondra Earle-Kelly, 51, is alleged first to have hurled ceramic figurines at her husband when he refused to stop watching TV and go to bed with her. Then she reportedly grabbed a pair of nunchucks and began to beat him with them. Earle-Kelly was charged with aggravated domestic violence.
* She reached for the nunchucks ‘cuz she wasn’t gettin’ none.
* Wait, I think this all depends on what he was watching on TV.
* I mean if it was the Carolina Panthers game and he was a huge fan, you could sort of get it.
* Maybe her point was, “The game’s a blowout so get busy, Mister, or else.”
* At least it wasn’t a Samurai sword.
* She went from ceramic figurines to nunchucks which – ironically – is how Bruce Lee used to do it.
* It’s like an even more violent version of “50 Shades of Grey.”
* “50 Shades of Black and Blue”?