TOWN CRAPPED ON BY AIRPLANE

The citizens of West Pittston, Pennsylvania, woke up Monday to find toilet paper and plastic littering their yards. The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating whether the debris came from a plane passing overhead. Used toilet paper and other debris was covering several properties, spread over yards and hanging from trees.
* It’s supposed to be manna from heaven, not manure from heaven.
* Maybe the toilet paper was stuck to the wheel from the rest stop at the last airport.
* This has all the signs of a really, really, really well-planned senior prank.
* Let’s not jump to conclusions. It could have been a passing UFO.
* What? You don’t think they’d need toilet paper too?
* Especially traveling that far with no rest areas.
* If this is part of the town’s plan to boost tourism, it isn’t working.