TOILET EXPLODES ON WIZZ AIR JET

A planeload of British passengers heading to Budapest spent Tuesday night at London’s Gatwick Airport after an exploding toilet grounded their flight. The name of the airline: Wizz Air. Problems began when a passenger noticed waste bubbling up from the plane’s toilets and all over the floor. After three and a half hours sitting on the runway, passengers were told the flight had been cancelled and they would all be put up in a hotel for the night. But after four hours in a line they were told there were no hotels left, so most people spent the night in the airport. And then, the rescheduled flight Wednesday morning was delayed again by a further four hours when there was then a problem with the replacement plane for the plane that was supposed to have taken off the day before.
* “Wizz Air – You’re in for a surprise with us!”
* “Delayed again? Gee, Wizz!”
* Actually, what the passengers said was a little stronger than that.
* No hotels left. In the entire CITY OF LONDON. Wizz Air needs to learn how to lie better.
* I guess these days, as long as it’s not a Boeing 737-Max, you count your blessings.