THIEVES STEAL ROOMBAS

Police in Parsippany, New Jersey, are asking for help locating three people who stole Roomba vacuum cleaners from a Bed, Bath, and Beyond. According to store employees, a woman and a man ran out the store’s front door carrying “multiple Roomba vacuum cleaners” while a third suspect held the doors open to assist the two fleeing suspects.
* Talk about a clean getaway.
* They like the Roomba vacuum cleaner? That really sucks.
* They hope to sell them on eBay and clean up.
* Store employees did not follow the suspects and get their license plate number ’cause to tell you the truth, they didn’t give a crap.
* When you’re getting minimum wage to ring up stuff from China that’s been marked up 400% … it doesn’t really inspire you to break a sweat.
* The weird part? You can’t really use a Roomba in a bed or a bath.
* Make that Bed, Bath and Beyond the Pale.
* Sorry about that. Beyond the Pale is one of those phrases that seem to make no sense but we use it anyway.
* Let’s see…Beyond the Pale goes back to the 14th century. Well, there’s your problem, right there.
* It denoted the fence between civilized England and the wilds of Ireland so “beyond the pale” means outside of decency.