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1. Gene’s Thanksgiving Song (Bob’s Burgers) :17

2. SONG: Turkey (That’s What I Want) to “Money (That’s What I Want) 1:22

3. SONG: Turkey to “Money” by Pink Floyd 1:20

4. SONG: Eat Turkey to: “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk 1:31

5. SONG: It’s All About That Baste to: “All About That Bass” by Nicki Minaj 1:17

6. SONG: Turkeylicious to “Fergielicious” by Fergie 1:30

7. SONG: Something Tells Me I’ve Eaten Too Much Food to “Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Good” by Herman’s Hermits 1:50

8. SONG: Too Much Food to: “Stuck Like Glue” by Sugarland 1:48

9. The Dry Turkey Song – (MXC – Most Extreme Elimination Challenge) :08

10. Thanksgiving was always scary. Do we eat at 7? Or 1? Or, god forbid, 4:15! (Simpsons) :08

11. Thanksgiving happens once a year. It’s not weird to try to make it perfect. (Bob’s Burgers) :04

12. Teddy, Thanksgiving is the most important meal of the year, which makes the turkey, like, the King of Foods. Here he comes! OK. (Bob’s Burgers) :10

13. Looking good in your little brine bath, buddy, and tomorrow somebody’s gonna be the most delicious Thanksgiving turkey ever. Is it me? Sure is, pal. Wahhh.. (Bob’s Burgers) :11

14. I have a new brine I’m trying and I was thinking about spatchcocking. With those hips? Honey,no. (Bob’s Burgers) :06

15. The turkey was a little dry. That’s why God invented gravy. or, as I call it, turkey lube. (Bob’s Burgers) :05

16. Where you’ll have the best Thanksgiving ever! You’re welcome, ba-dum dum. (Bob’s Burgers) :06

17. Oh – hello, turkey baster. How are you? (Bob’s Burgers) :05

18. It’s time to start thinking temperature readings. If it’s not hot enough, it can lead to salmonella. Nine million people die each year from stuffing. I’m sorry, nine., But still… (Bob’s Burgers) :17

19. Turkey prep. (Bob’s Burgers) :29

20. And speaking of turkey…who wants some? Never again. (Bob’s Burgers) :09

21. The Thankstini – a novelty drink I invented. Cranberry juice, potato vodka and a boullion cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner. (How I Met Your Mother) :12

22. Another Thanksgiving is in the books. Which means Christmas is starting! (Simpsons) :06

23. Here, turkey turkey turkey! (The Simpsons) :05

24. Which came first – turkey the bird, or turkey the you guys? (The Simpsons) :05

25. Homer’s Thanksgiving checklist. (The Simpsons) :11

26. You know, it’s great that everybody’s together. Because that’s what Thanksgiving’s all about – families being together. Did you have a drink today already? (Everybody Loves Raymond) :10

27. We’re working on Thanksgiving? That’s just wrong. Well, so is taking the country away from a bunch of Indians. But aren’t you glad we did? (The Middle) :12

28. I don’t understand what’s so horrible about our family. Why would you prefer to be somewhere else for Thanksgiving? (Malcolm int he Middle) :08

29. Thanksgiving schedule. (The Middle) :27

30. We’re going to be hunting the wild turkey. First thing you should know is how to do the bird call. I’m going to demonstrate. Now you guys try it. (Stella) :19

31. Now, in the spirit of the season…start shopping! (The Simpsons)