SMURFS IN THE FIRE ALARM

Investigators in Maryville, Tennessee, said a 32-year-old man wearing only underwear and socks went into William Blount High School trying to pull a fire alarm off the wall because he claimed there were Smurfs inside it. The school system said the secretary asked how she could help him, and he gave an incoherent response. She asked him to leave. Within four minutes the school resource officer had him in custody. The sheriff’s department says he was taken for a mental evaluation.
* Was the man’s name Gargamel by any chance?
* I hate these incomplete stories. Were there Smurfs inside the fire alarm or not?
* Ordinarily, this is the kind of prank leprechauns pull.
* Doesn’t that first sentence sound like it was made up by pulling random words out of a box? Man, underwear, high school, fire alarm, Smurfs. I think we could turn this into a board game.
* Drugs are a helluva thing, kids.
* This is one of those ones where you sort of hope he was on drugs.
* I mean if that’s his brain working on its own, he’s in real trouble.
* Maybe he’s trying to catch all the Smurfs before they make another movie. That I could understand.
* He was wearing only underwear and socks? Maybe he was doing his laundry that day.
* Maybe It was Casually Psycho Friday.