SHOPLIFTER DRINKS FLEA AND TICK MEDICATION

A man at a Menards store in Michigan City, Michigan, was caught carrying 19 boxes of K9 Advantix, a flea and tick preventive medication for dogs, past all of the cash registers. Security staff swooped in and accused him of shoplifting and contacted the police. While waiting for the cops to show up, the suspect began opening and drinking the flea medication. He also swallowed an unknown white pill. The man was taken to a hospital. The man said that he planned to sell the flea meditation, valued at $240, to pay his rent.
* The pill was probably a wormer.
* In fairness to the product, they found the man’s digestive track was free of fleas.
* His rent is only $240? Is it a doghouse?
* The good news? He won’t have to pay rent in jail.
* Now the DA is just itching to put him away.
* And the judge wants to sentence him in dog years.
* They named the town Michigan City, Michigan? Way to bring the imagination.