SERIAL BRIDE

A Bronx, New York, woman went on a decade-long bridal binge — she was married to as many as eight men at once, court papers revealed last week. Liana Barrientos got married 10 times since 1999, including one stretch in 2002 when she said “I do” five times. Her most recent nuptials came on March 4, 2010. The 38-year-old blonde had collected six husbands before the first one filed for divorce in 2002. She added three more before the second one dumped her in 2003. Prosecutors haven’t said why Barrientos gets married so much. “The motive was definitely not love,” one source said.
* She must have, like 26 blenders by now from the wedding gifts.
* What was that show, “Sister Wives”. This is the next show: “Brother Husbands.”
* Hey, those wedding gowns are expensive. You can’t afford to wear them just once.
* One tip was the form letter of her wedding vows.
* “To my beloved future husband….fill in the blank….”
* Then there was the “I do!” tattoo on her forehead.
* Let’s be fair: At least she didn’t believe in sex outside marriage.