SEAFOOD = SEX

Couples who eat a lot of seafood may have sex more often and get pregnant more quickly than those who don’t eat fish. U.S. researchers followed 500 couples in Michigan and Texas for one year, asking them to log their seafood consumption and sexual activity in daily journals.
– Couples had 39 percent higher odds of having sex on days when both partners ate seafood, the study found.
– By the end of the year, 92 percent of couples who ate seafood more than twice a week had conceived, compared to 79 percent of couples who ate less fish and shellfish.
The association between seafood and fertility remained even after accounting for how frequently couples had sex. However, the study wasn’t a controlled experiment designed to prove whether or how seafood might influence sexual activity or fertility. It also wasn’t clear what types of fish people ate.
(Study published in Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism, online May 23, 2018.)
* In fact, the “researcher” was just this weird guy named Lem who just followed people around asking them about sex and fish.
* We’re right in the middle of Red Lobster’s “Lobster and Shrimp Summerfest”, so go get lucky.
* This explains the popularity of getting sushi on a first date.
* Hey, this was fun, but where’s the study about sex and pizza?