SCHOOL GETTING TIRED OF STUDENT'S FREQUENT GENDER CHANGE

Administrators at Valley Stream South High School in Long Island, New York, forced a student to sign a contract barring her from changing her gender identity because she had switched it twice already. Born a girl, the student, who asked to remain anonymous, first asked the school to recognize her as a male with a new name as a sophomore last year. Formally regarded as a boy last year, the student said her teachers and classmates accepted her new identity and made her feel comfortable. But the student decided to revert to being a female before the beginning of this school year because a younger relative who didn’t know about her change was set to enter the school. Her guidance counselor agreed to change her categorize back to female – but then handed her a contract to sign promising that she would stop switching genders. Now a gay female again with her original name, the student said she is likely to remain a woman for the foreseeable future. “I just came to the realization that gender is not a big deal either way,” she said. “People can think of me however they want. It’s not important.”
* I think of her as a future attention whore.
* This isn’t changing genders – this is changing pronouns.
* Meanwhile, her genitals are wondering “What the hell is going on up there?”
* Gender is not a big deal either way? Where was that casual attitude during the Caitlyn Jenner phenomenon?
* The main complaint came from whoever is in charge of assigning the gym lockers.
* I feel sorry for the students behind her in the cafeteria line: “I’ll have the macaroni. No, wait – the fish sticks. No, wait – the macaroni. No, wait – the lasagna …”