ROBBERY SUSPECTS DRIVE RIGHT INTO FBI PARKING LOT

Four robbery suspects in Dallas allegedly stole $20,000 from a liquor store employee at a bank northwest of downtown. As police chased them from the scene of the crime, the four drove straight into the FBI’s parking lot. The three men and one woman caught are suspects in a series of “bank juggings” around Dallas. (pause) OK, since you asked: Bank Jugging involves watching which bank customers leave a bank branch with cash, following them, and then breaking into their car or otherwise attempting to steal the money which was just withdrawn.
* It’s a cross between a mugging and a jacking. Or a mugging and juggling. Or a Jewish mugging. I’m really just guessing here.
* Maybe it’s when the female robber shakes her jugs to distract the bank security guard?
* In any case, they need to fire their getaway driver.
* Or update their Mapquest.
* It’s always nice when the Federal Bureau of Investigation can skip the Investigation part.
* Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear drives right into your parking lot.
* 20 grand from a liquor store? Umm, Dallas you might consider going on the wagon.
* Or at least buy the less expensive stuff.
* Seriously, are they all drinking cognac down there or what?