ROBBER ARMED WITH SNOWBALL

Police in Rochester, New Hampshire, said a woman entered Hebert’s Barber Shop just after 8 p.m. on February 17, while the owner was counting his money. She allegedly hit the man with a large piece of snow or ice, grabbed some money and took off. The victim suffered cuts and bruises to his head and face. Police say the unusual weapon is something they’ve never seen before.
* The cops in New Hampshire have never seen snow?
* Attacked him with ice? That’s cold.
* He was pretty upset – now he’s just trying to chill.
* The lady robber didn’t steal the whole pile of money, just a little off the top.
* At least she didn’t stab him with a sharpened icicle.
* Smart. Now the weapon has melted so they can’t use it in court.
* Next time, the owner might want to think about counting the money in the back.
* The victim suffered cuts and bruises to his head, face and ego.
* Ironically, getting less of your money then you thought you’d get is sometimes called “taking a haircut.”
* I guess it’s a good reminder that we still have some winter left.