A snowboarder collided with a bear at Heavenly Ski Resort in California. It happened last Sunday. Boarder Ekalak Lakshana saw the bear coming, and thought, “Today is not the day – you’re not catching me” and he zoomed past. Then he turned around, just in time to see his friend Hunter Martinez collide with the bear. The bear took off running almost immediately, and Lakshana stopped to see if his friend was OK. “He gave me a fist bump before cruising down the slope, so all ended well,” he said.
* Not for the bear, jagoff.
* At least Hunter wasn’t an actual hunter.
* Well, that was a banger, as they say in snowboard lingo.
* Where does a bear get the admission price to a ski resort?
* Someone should have stopped and explained hibernation to the bear.