Because he can’t get out of the bathtub himself.
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
It's not ho-ho-horrible.
You go, girls.
I like the cut of her jib.
Contestants, pack your bags.
“Of course, some people do go both ways.” - The Scarecrow
And don't come back!
#1: Prince William, by a whisker.
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
a.k.a the "Let's Make Beyoncé Feel Better" awards.
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
Hulk smash.
Because he can’t get out of the bathtub himself.
The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to catchup.
One says, “It sure is dark in here, isn’t it?”
The other one says, “I don’t know, I can’t see.”
They log in.
Because he was pretty flaky.
When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulls over and stopped.
The rookie Trooper said, “Sarge, why did you stop?”
The sarge says, “He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.”
Their grades are all below C level.
Dad says, “If you can spell it, I’ll take you.”
Kid says, “Screw it, take me to KFC.”
In case she needed to draw blood.
To tell somebody they were vegan.
(snicker)
Doo-B-Gone.
Mental Ben.
Tanned, rested and deady.
Let's see... log boats... water... am I going to get wet?
Uzbeki girls really knock me out / They leave the West behind.
That's my apartment!
My Little Pony, Transformers, Phase 10.
Bottom fishing.
I would buy the album of this.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
Smoke and mirrors.
Not even dinner and a movie?
Smarter than high school boys.
Jackass.
No Electric Boogaloo.
What about the below-average person?
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
They should be fined.
Don't look if you don't want to know.
They don't have to know everything.
Do you know a guy?
Starts Friday, November 15 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
For Friday, November 15,
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
This might be the only time Big Mike actually looked up to Big Al.
For Friday, November 8.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
Al and Mike won't play games with you like other car dealers. They'll play MORE.
Sorry, only one to a customer.
For Friday, November 1.
The unexpected trick-or-treat!
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
Don't leave the crypt without it!
Al and Mike's new promotion isn't too bright - but the burning car is!
Halloween + Election = Comedy
Pretty scary, eh, kids?
For Friday, October 25.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements