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TODAY IS ...
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TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- WILLEM DAFOE RANDOMLY STOPPED FOR A STREET INTERVIEW
"Don't you know who I am?" he didn't say.
- 79 WAHLBURGERS TO GO
Trouble in Wahlburgerland.
- RAZZIE AWARD NOMINATIONS ANNOUNCED
No arguments here.
- JERRY SEINFELD REFUSES $25 MILLION FOR ONE OF HIS CARS
It's not the Saab 900.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- COUNTRY STAR ORVILLE PECK TO STAR IN "CABARET" ON BROADWAY
Howdy, Bienvenue, Howdy.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- BETTY WHITE: FAT SHAMER
The dark side of Betty White.
- SNL: THE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE
Live from New York: It's you!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
JOKE OF THE DAY
Suggestion: Post the joke on your website, have listeners win a prize for calling in and reciting the Joke of the Day. This adds clicks to the site!
posted Thurs 1/23
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
posted Tues 1/21
What’s the most popular magazine for termites?
What’s the most popular magazine for termites?
Architectural Digest
posted Mon 1/20
Why did the lion go to therapy?
Why did the lion go to therapy?
He found out his wife was a cheetah.
posted Fri 1/17
Guy tells his friend, “Yesterday, guy called me fat, stabbed me in the arm and took all my money.
Guy tells his friend, “Yesterday, guy called me fat, stabbed me in the arm and took all my money.
Friend says, “Yeah, I hate going to the doctor, too.”
posted Thurs 1/16
An old Arkansas man dies.
An old Arkansas man dies.
At the funeral, the preacher giving the eulogy is saying all these nice things about what an honest man, what a friendly man and good father he was.
His wife in the front pew says, “Son, go up there and make sure that’s your daddy in the box.”
posted Weds 1/15
Why do cowboys always seem so brave?
Why do cowboys always seem so brave?
Because they spend all day with cow herds.
posted Tues 1/14
A lady asks her Japanese gardener, “What do you know about bonsai trees?
A lady asks her Japanese gardener, “What do you know about bonsai trees?
The gardener says, “Very little.”
posted Mon 1/13
What do you get a man who can’t afford his water bill?
What do you get a man who can’t afford his water bill?
A get well soon card.
posted Fri 1/10
Guy tells his buddy that his ex-girlfriend wants to get back together with him.
Guy tells his buddy that his ex-girlfriend wants to get back together with him.
The buddy says, “That’s great.”
Guy says, “Yeah, I must be the luckiest man in the world. First I win the lottery, and now this.”
posted Thurs 1/9
Why is New York the opposite of Minnesota?
Why is New York the opposite of Minnesota?
Because New York is where the big apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis.
U.S. NEWS
- THE MAN WHO LEAKED CHOLESTEROL
Enjoy your breakfast, everyone!
- COP CRASHES CRUISER WHILE LOOKING AT PHONE PORN
It took forever to pull a confession out of him.
- COURT: ELEPHANTS ARE NOT PEOPLE
Nor are they garden implements.
- AUDIO: HUMAN HEAD WASHES UP ON FLORIDA BEACH
(gasp) Ben Gardner!
- AUDIO: PHILLY MAYOR FLUBS "EAGLES" CHANT
Gimme an E, maybe!
- COMPANY FIRES WORKERS BY SENDING PICTURE OF A DUCK
Quack quack, you're fired.
- LAWYER THREATENS WEDDING GUESTS OVER PRIME RIB
A violent prime rib incident.
- DUI CRASHER ASKS FOR LENIENCY BECAUSE HE'D BEEN DRINKING
There's a beautiful logic at work here.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- LOAD OF ANTI-TANK MINES MISTAKENLY LEFT AT IKEA WAREHOUSE
Have the troops assemble, lieutenant.
- ROCK BAND BRINGS DOWN THE CEILING DURING CONCERT
Yes, they brought down the house.
- COST OF CLIMBING MT. EVEREST JUST WENT UP
Things are up all over.
- NHL GOALIE LETS ONE BY, DISTRACTED BY PLATE OF NACHOS
How can any sane person do that to a plate of nachos?
- ZULU KING'S FIRST WIFE TRIES TO BLOCK HIM FROM TAKING A THIRD WIFE
Second wife laying low for awhile.
- PLASTIC SURGEON PERFORMS VASECTOMY ON HIMSELF
Suture self.
- WORLD CUP SKI CONTROVERSY: I LOVE WANK
Oh, schuss with that kind of talk!
- HUMAN VS. ROBOT MARATHON
Real life, or an episode of Black Mirror?
FUNNY PICTURES & VIDEOS
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posted Thurs 1/23
Never Wins At Hide-And-Seek
Never Wins At Hide-And-Seek
posted Thurs 1/23
Ooo, Tough Birthmark There, Buddy
Ooo, Tough Birthmark There, Buddy
posted Weds 1/22
(Thump) Sorry! (Thump) Sorry! (Thump) Sorry! (Thump) Sorry!
(Thump) Sorry! (Thump) Sorry! (Thump) Sorry! (Thump) Sorry!
posted Weds 1/22
Orange Cat
Orange Cat
posted Tues 1/21
And It’s About The Same Speed
And It’s About The Same Speed
posted Tues 1/21
Boots Wuz Here
Boots Wuz Here
THE BUZZ
- HOW TO HANG YOUR TOILET PAPER, BY AN EXPERT TOILET PAPEROLOGIST
♫ "GregWeaver / He believes it should hang out from the to-oppp..." ♪♪♫
- THAT'S DISGUSTING
Icky.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Talk about them, goof on them, then have listeners vote for the dumbest.
- SEXPERT: CRYING MEN MAKE THE BEST LOVERS
I married a wuss.
- GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY
In a good way.
- I DON'T GET IT
No matter how often it is explained to me.
NEW MOVIES
- FLIGHT RISK
Starts Friday, January 24 in theaters.
- PRESENCE
Starts Friday, January 24 in theaters.
- BRAVE THE DARK
Starts Friday, January 24 in theaters.
- WOLF MAN
Starts Friday, January 17 in theaters.
- SEPTEMBER 5
Starts Friday, January 17 in theaters.
- ONE OF THEM DAYS
Starts Friday, January 17 in theaters.
- THE LAST SHOWGIRL
Starts Friday, January 10 in theaters.
- DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA
Starts Friday, January 10 in theaters.
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- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, January 24.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Warehouse Sale
This could be their hottest sale ever!
- HEMMORIMPLELACTOSNEEZARIA
Ask for it by name, if you dare.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, January 17.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Keep Coming Back
Once you buy a car from A&M, you're sure to come back. Unfortunately.
- LIFE STAIR CROSS TRAINER MASTER RIDER
It's every exercise machine in one!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, January 10.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Year-End Leftovers
Get 'em while they're not-so-hot!
- BIG VINNIE'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION ENFORCEMENT
Happy new year ---- or else.
- THE TUESDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
Movies opening on Xmas Day. This is for TUESDAY, December 24!
- SONG: IT'S THE WORST TRAVELING TIME OF THE YEAR
You know the words - everybody sing!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 20
- HARD-TO-STORE XMAS DECORATIONS
Better rent a storage unit.
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