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posted Fri 2/21
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope.

posted Thurs 2/20
What is Aslan the lion’s favorite fruit?

Banarnias.

posted Weds 2/19
What do you get when you cross a drug cartel and a mafia boss?

Probably killed.

posted Tues 2/18
After 30 years, a guy decides to go back to church.

He goes into the confessional, he sees this Barcolounger right next to the confession window. There’s a box of Cuban cigars and a bottle of Kentucky bourbon. Suddenly, the priest comes up behind him. He says to the priest, “Wow, this is a lot different than I remember”
Priest says, “That’s because you’re on the wrong side.”

posted Mon 2/17
The world’s tongue twister champion was arrested.

The judge gave him a tough sentence.

posted Fri 2/14
Do you know how long crocodiles live?

Exactly the same as short crocodiles.

posted Thurs 2/13
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

posted Weds 2/12
What is the most musical body part?

The nose. You can pick it and blow it.

posted Tues 2/11
What does a pirate say when he wins at chess?

Checkmatey.

posted Mon 2/10
In court, the lawyer says to the witness, “Did you kill him?”

Guy says, “No, I did not kill him.”
Lawyer says, “Do you know what the punishment if for committing perjury?”
Guy says, “A lot less than murder.”