The other letters were not E.
TODAY IS ...
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TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
Introducing YELLOWBELLY - our new parody series! CLICK HERE!
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WE SPEND FIVE DAYS A YEAR SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING TO WATCH ON TV
And enough with the backstory!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- KRYPTO, THE SUPER DOG, STEALS THE SUPERMAN TRAILER
Krypto, stop that!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JELLY ROLL THROWS PHONE IN RIVER, WANTS NO PHONE CALLS
Try semaphore.
- 25 FILMS ADDED TO NATIONAL FILM REGISTRY
In a world.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- ELON MUSK FIRST TO REACH $400 BILLION, YAY!
And all it took was a little hard work.
- THE MISTAKES STUPID PEOPLE MAKE WHEN GOING TO DISNEY PARKS
Operation Overlord.
- KING CHARLES: MOM WORE HER CROWN GIVING US A BATH
The bubble bath queen.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
JOKE OF THE DAY
Suggestion: Post the joke on your website, have listeners win a prize for calling in and reciting the Joke of the Day. This adds clicks to the site!
posted Tues 12/24
Why did only the letter “E” get a Christmas present?
Why did only the letter “E” get a Christmas present?
posted Mon 12/23
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple.
posted Fri 12/20
How do you wash your hands over the holiday?
How do you wash your hands over the holiday?
With Santatizer.
posted Thurs 12/19
How many shades of red are there?
How many shades of red are there?
A vermillion.
posted Weds 12/18
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
posted Tues 12/17
What do playing the bagpipes and throwing the javelin have in common?
What do playing the bagpipes and throwing the javelin have in common?
You don’t have to be any good to get people’s attention.
posted Mon 12/16
A guy goes to the dentist with 3 broken teeth.
A guy goes to the dentist with 3 broken teeth.
The dentist asks him what happened. The guy says: “My wife decided to make fried chicken for dinner but it was really overcooked so it was extremely dry and hard.” The dentist says “well you should have told her it was awful and refused to eat it.”
The guy says, “That’s what I did.”
posted Fri 12/13
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
St. Nickel-less.
posted Thurs 12/12
Where did they used to make artificial noses?
Where did they used to make artificial noses?
At the olfactory.
posted Weds 12/11
What kind of lifeguard comes in a can?
What kind of lifeguard comes in a can?
Spamela Anderson.
U.S. NEWS
- WANT TO WORK FOR GOOGLE? YOU NEED GOOGLEYNESS
Great googly moogly.
- OHIO FUNERAL HOME WANTS TO START SELLING BOOZE
Fun home.
- SUSPECT ASKS IF HE CAN KEEP GAMBLING TO MAKE BAIL MONEY
It was a long shot, but he took it.
- FIRST CLASS PASSENGER DOWNGRADED FOR A DOG
Barkin' mad.
- NYC DOESN'T LIKE PIZZERIA'S SOLUTION TO OUTDOOR DINING: A SCHOOL BUS
You don't want to give restaurants any ideas.
- PARTY CITY GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
Party pooped.
- WOMAN WINS, THEN LOSES TOILET PAPER FOR A YEAR
Charmin'.
- PORCH PIRATE: "C'MON, THAT'S MY ASS ON THE INTERNET"
And you think we like looking at it?
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- THE PLOT TO VOODOO ZAMBIA'S PRESIDENT
This could be a Cohen brothers movie.
- BRITISH WOMAN WAKES UP FROM STROKE WITH AN ITALIAN ACCENT
Che bello!
- SHARK COMES OUT OF WATER, GRABS CROCODILE ON AUSTRALIAN BEACH
Australia, land of wonder.
- GOOGLE STREET VIEW CATCHES MAN LOADING BODY INTO HIS TRUNK
That's good police work there, Google.
- FOR SALE: RUSSIAN SNOWMAN ARMS
присоскаs!
- JET MAKES UNPLANNED LANDING OVER UNBEARABLE PIG STENCH
Piiiiigs iiiinnn Caaarrrgoooo Spaaaaaace...
- JAPANESE COMPANY WANTS TO MAKE SPACE SAKE
Science!
- BIGGER BRUSSELS SPROUTS EXPECTED THIS YEAR
"No, god, no!" - Every British child.
FUNNY PICTURES & VIDEOS
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posted Tues 12/24
Melonlion
Melonlion
posted Tues 12/24
Hang On, Almost There, Grampa
Hang On, Almost There, Grampa
posted Mon 12/23
Mom, I’m Bored
Mom, I’m Bored
posted Mon 12/23
Grandma’s At It Again
Grandma’s At It Again
posted Fri 12/20
Walking The Dogs
Walking The Dogs
posted Fri 12/20
Snowcat
Snowcat
THE BUZZ
- HOW TO GET RID OF A ONE-NIGHT STAND
Hello, you must be going.
- WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A STRESS-FREE CHRISTMAS?
Money solves everything.
- HOW I IMPROVED MY LIFE THIS YEAR
It can be done.
- SURVEY: $10B SPENT ON GIFTS NO ONE WANTS
"This card certifies that I was thinking of buying you somethng, but didn't."
- DUMB HEADLINES
Closing out a dumb year with dumb headlines.
- FESTIVUS: THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES
I got a lot of problems with you people.
NEW MOVIES
- A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
Starts Wednesday, December 25 - Christmas Day.
- NOSFERATU
Starts Wednesday, December 25 - Christmas Day.
- BABYGIRL
Starts Wednesday, December 25 - Christmas Day.
- MUFASA: THE LION KING
Starts Friday, December 20 in theaters.
- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3
Starts Friday, December 20 in theaters.
- KRAVEN THE HUNTER
Starts Friday, December 13 in theaters.
- LORD OF THE RINGS - THE WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM
Starts Friday, December 13 in theaters.
- Y2K
Starts Friday, December 6 in theaters.
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- THE TUESDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
Movies opening on Xmas Day. This is for TUESDAY, December 24!
- SONG: IT'S THE WORST TRAVELING TIME OF THE YEAR
You know the words - everybody sing!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 20
- HARD-TO-STORE XMAS DECORATIONS
Better rent a storage unit.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Week Before Christmas
It's not Christmas joy that has Big Al all choked up.
- SONG: MOMMY YELLS
It's Christmastime in the family.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 13.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Christmas Trees
Big Al wants A & M to branch out into the tree business.
- SANTA NINJA WARRIOR
Up on the housetop, clomp clomp clomp.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 6.
- CHRISTMAS CLAPPER
Eco-friendly!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Thesaurus Sale
Al and Mike - big words ... small brains.
- SONG: PERVY SANTA AT THE MALL
Starting off the season with a classic!
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