Archive for JOKE OF THE DAY – Page 5

Wed 8/7
Why did the new mother name her kids Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Fred?

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Tues 8/6
What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another techtonic plate?

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Mon 8/5
Why is it hard to keep people with acne in prison?

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Fri 8/2
Did you hear that the Olympic track team had food poisoning?

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Thurs 8/1
Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?

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Weds 7/31
How do you make people run faster at the Olympics?

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Tues 7/30
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.

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Mon 7/29
Did you hear about the rancher who couldn’t keep his hands off his wife?

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Fri 7/26
Why did the German kid refuse to eat the sausage?

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Thurs 7/25
What do you call an argument between two squirrels?

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