Archive for JOKE OF THE DAY – Page 19

Tues 1/16
Why is NASA so lazy?

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Mon 1/15
What did the fire marshall say to the clumsy bakery employee?

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Fri 1/12
What did the grasshopper say after it hit the windshield?

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Thurs 1/11
I went to Australia. Everybody was so mean.

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Weds 1/10
Where do they put the bad rainbows?

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Tues 1/9
A man and his wife are at a coffee shop in New York.

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Mon 1/8
What did RObin say to Batman when he saw the Alaska Airlines 737 Max?

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Fri 1/5
What did the blind gargoyle say to his gargoyle friend who came to visit?

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Thurs 1/4
What did the farmer say to a horse that threw up on him?

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Weds 1/3
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll it be?”

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